Today Paris arrived a day early to start her much reduce sentence for yet a nothing one of her great screw-ups. ( good girl) after spending the night partying ( not to worry  hopefully she was not drinking and driving as we all know what she will be serving time for).  But it will not be a wasted day, or 23 days. Because in the next 23 days she will be spending her time writing about her favorite thing HERSELF. Unlike the other millions of men, women and children, Yes children that are spending time. Picking up trash on the high ways and by-ways of this "great fair country" ( and believe me these are the good jobs that people are hoping to get) i'm sure that because her heart beat gold colored blood rather then the boring old red color that the rest of ours beat, she will get to eat what she want, when she wants. lights out for her will be when? 

I bet at least once in the next twenty-three days she will get some special consideration that will never be given to any one of the thousands of young men and women under the age of 16 that is serving time for the MISTAKES they've made.  Sure with a lot more money their great screw-ups could be just little mistakes as well.

Did someone say the rich will inherit the earth?... why not they will inherit everything else.